Everyone is moody. Let me remind all of us why we went to school and made all our wonderful friends in the first place.
We go there so we can learn useful things such as...
1. Chinese
Chinese allows you to act cheem, even though you are actually not cheem. By taking any random chinese word and adding it into a sentence, people will think you are full of wisdom because you can use so many cheng yus and whatnots. But they will never know you are just talking nonsense, because no one actually understands chinese.
You: [insert random Chinese characters here]
Everybody else: Waah! You damn cheem leh!
2. English
If you don't know English, you will easily misinterpret things. For example,
An observant person: There is a cockroach on the floor!
A person who understands English will process it as "there is a cockroach on the floor". However, if your English really cannot make it, you will misinterpret it as "green aliens are invading the planet". And then you will scream and run away and bang into a pillar and kena concussion.
3. Science
Science is indeed an apposite subject, especially when it comes identifying the elements of the periodic table.
Manufacturer: I help you install gold tap already.
Janitor: You cheat me! This is not gold! This is silver! Return me the peanuts I paid you!
Manufacturer: Why should I? How come you are allowed to cheat people of their money but I'm not allowed to cheat you of your money? Not fair ma.
4. Mathematics
E.g. Algebra
This is especially useful when you are working as a professional pirate.
Cheer up everyone, this school year may be over, but 2mo7 lives on. This isn't the end.
And by the way, not all the credit for this goes to me.
